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  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching


I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

Canon EOS 5D Mark II




apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.


yeah i admit i’m not exactly a practicing bisexual anymore…i pretty much only go to services on the high holidays…i slept in on freddie mercury’s birthday…i don’t even think i can name three david bowie albums anymore


I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.

A message from Anonymous
I just saw your picture of your bruises/hickies and it's absolutely beautiful. How long ago was the picture taken? And do you think you'll ever post similar pictures? I'm enamored.

It was in December, I believe. I’ll totally post more, provided I get bruises pretty enough to photograph.  

Thank you so much for the compliment! It means oodles to me! Feel free to message me off anon.